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You got an nice pair of boobs
Her: Hi jhon
Him: You got some nice naked beans
Her: Thanks
by Big_alc April 5, 2020
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Playing Naked

In the popular card game "Guillotine," playing naked (also known as playing/going nude) refers to a common house rule whereby the cards "Scarlet Pimpernel" and "Robespierre" are removed from the game. These two cards together are colloquially referred to as "The Skarlet Robes" and/or "The Pimp's Robes" (hence "playing naked" following their removal from play).

Because the specified action for both cards is to end the game prematurely, the overall intention of this house rule is to extend gameplay. While some players consider the inclusion of these cards one of the many strategic dynamics to consider, others can find the abrupt end to the action less enjoyable.
"Wow, playing that card is the only way you can beat me, lets do this next game playing naked."
by Beezneezy November 26, 2021
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naked pussy

A shaved pussy. Aka a cat with no clothes on,
During intercourse
Tyler: Oh you have a naked pussy!
Kyleigh: what’s a naked pussy?
Tyler: a shaved pussy

Kyleigh: ohh
Kyleigh got fucked like no other that night
by That one interesting person August 1, 2021
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Naked Muffin

Small muffins that have human body parts that may kill yousome people may see when using LSD, and are usually accompanied by Spaghetti Noodles.
Oh shit im freaking out man im seein some fuckin naked muffins
by Nathan LaMarr November 26, 2007
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naked swimsuit

they are a naked swimsuit and the naked trolls under ur bed wear them
i like naked swimsuits to eat pickles with.
by DINO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE July 24, 2022
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Naked Mole-Rat

Our true overlords may the naked mole-rat religion always be with you.
“And here we have the Naked Mole-Rat what a perfect specimen for a new overlord
by Mole Rat supreme December 7, 2021
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Naked Time

A time honored tboy tradition where you spend 15 minutes pacing around your room covered in gel trying not to touch anything. It’s called “naked time” because you are naked the entire time.

A lot of tboys take HRT via testosterone gel. They slather that shit all over their bodies every single day so it gets absorbed through their skin. However, they can’t put clothes on immediately after because clothes can also absorb the gel, which means their bodies won’t. Because tboys are all geniuses, they developed naked time as an innovative solution to this dilemma.
“Bro I walked in on Oliver completely naked — tdick out and everything. I’m pretty sure he was covered in some weird lotion too.”

“It’s called naked time, and it’s an important part of how tboys testosteronemaxx.”
by PenisEnvy July 14, 2025
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