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jew bump

Term used to describe a suspiciously smaller pickup of one's preferred illicit drug, usually cocaine. This refers to Jews being stereo-typically dicks about money and wanting to cut corners wherever they can.
"Hey man, you got any more of that stuff?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"
by herg'mgurk July 19, 2015
mugGet the jew bumpmug.

bump juice

When your beach volleyball partner flows the smoothest bump set to you ever...
"Weird...another defender takes a @jakesgibb bump juice to the stratosphere"
by beachvolleyazn July 13, 2018
mugGet the bump juicemug.

bump the stump

When I saw Ray at the club, I held out my fist and told him to bump the stump.
by JRB55 September 15, 2010
mugGet the bump the stumpmug.

Homie bump

When your homie gives you a lil bump of coke for free
Hey bro, it’s been a really hard day, can I please get a homie bump?
by Realhomiebruh August 20, 2022
mugGet the Homie bumpmug.

bumping pelvises

Me: Man, June and I have been bumping pelvises all night last night!
by whrionte January 15, 2015
mugGet the bumping pelvisesmug.

billy bump

When a link you click expecting to see one thing is actually a link to a video of Billy Ocean's "Caribbean Queen." The origins of this are from IRC in response to the infamous "rick roll."
Just when he thought it was safe... Josh got the billy bump!
by Ablenet January 4, 2008
mugGet the billy bumpmug.

Bump group

During recruitment sisters in sororities are matched into groups based on attractiveness, coolness, or in the NICEST case involvement in the sorority. They try to match based on "common" traits but ultimately the most attractive pnms go to the president, or most prominent members of the sorority.

More attractive and desirable pnms will be given the most comfortable chairs in the house's prettiest rooms, while the least attractive and desirable pnms will go to the kitchen.
Jan: During rush I always sat in the kitchen and talk to the sorority's only fat girls. Is it because I'm ugly?

Noelle: Honestly, you're probably talking to the bump group for the undesirable pnms.
by 84848cheese February 3, 2021
mugGet the Bump groupmug.

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