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During recruitment sisters in sororities are matched into groups based on attractiveness, coolness, or in the NICEST case involvement in the sorority. They try to match based on "common" traits but ultimately the most attractive pnms go to the president, or most prominent members of the sorority.

More attractive and desirable pnms will be given the most comfortable chairs in the house's prettiest rooms, while the least attractive and desirable pnms will go to the kitchen.
Jan: During rush I always sat in the kitchen and talk to the sorority's only fat girls. Is it because I'm ugly?

Noelle: Honestly, you're probably talking to the bump group for the undesirable pnms.
by 84848cheese February 03, 2021
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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Not the same as housewife. A tradwife is a homemaker, and thinks all women should be homemakers too. She exists in usually two ways:

1) She will be extremely attractive, and put an excessive amount of effort into her appearance for a significant other that looks like a frog, and probably treats her poorly. Usually religious but not necessarily.

2) Extremely not attractive and religious, but parades being a virgin as a huge source of pride even when no one wanted to have sex with her.

In both situations, the tradwife expects pretty much nothing of men and has low standards, so she's pretty much bound to be in a miserable relationship.
Ellen: Why is Cynthia posting memes about how husbands are above wives on facebook?

Howard: I don't know, she's a tradwife and kind of stupid.
by 84848cheese February 03, 2021
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