Big Pink Bucket Puss

A woman that has, through childbirth, or other extreme streching of vaginal muscles, widened her passage to the point that an ordinary, properly inserted tampon will not stay in place.

"After the baby was born, I coudn't even keep a tampon in my Big Pink Bucket Puss! My husband said that making love to me was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!"

by Praxis December 12, 2008

bucket of arse

An absolute muppet. A class A clown - see George W Bush. Someone who is of absolutely no use whatsoever.

That George Bush is an absolute bucket of arse!

by BadBob1968 April 29, 2006

bucket of assorted creams

girl who recieves massive ammounts of cum (cream) hence bucket from a variety of sources hence assorted

sally is a bucket of assorted creams

by gazzzzzzz May 17, 2006

bucket-toucher

An individual who is contagiously and toxically lame; a straight man who is, like, totally gay.

Melissa: "I know a guy who once burned a hole in my purse, watched me fall down the stairs on several occasions, nearly allowed me to slip into a narcotic-induced coma and always makes me take the bus to see him."

Nick: "Clearly, this fellow is a bucket-toucher."

Melissa: "I know, right?"

by Melissa, in honor of Nick's Birthday November 11, 2008

Johnnie Lunch Bucket

A Blue Collar Worker that takes his lunch to work every day.

I'm going for a white collar worker not another Johnnie Lunch Bucket

by Debbie Isley August 28, 2007

shits the bucket

Term used to describe an person, thing, or event which sucks. (Used in place of "sucks")

Mike: I have a research paper due tomorrow and I haven't started yet
Mark: That shits the bucket!!!

by mealsss October 2, 2007

Bucket Head

a girl with a nice body but the bitch is so ugly she needs a bucket on her damn head

i'd hit it but never call her up again..i would never show up in public with her..she a bucket head!

by Thomas the runnin train on you April 1, 2008