bro beater

Function: noun
Pronunciation: ˈbrō ˈbē-tər

Inflected form(s): plural - bro beaters

1. A tank worn by Fratstars or Bros that displays how much the bro goes to the gym. 2. Either has some sort of arrangement of greek characters, a bro approved brand name written across the chest or oblique/side, and/or a further indication of daily gym sessions - such as but not limited to J & T (Jacked & Tan)

Bro 1:"Hey, broski. Tight bro beater. Did you hit the gym today?"

Bro 2:"I hit the gym everyday in my bro beater and you still ask me this question, brosef. But yea brohemian today was Back & Bis."

by nicktomyskin June 4, 2010

Bean Bro

A bong stronger than friendship, stronger than true love. Usually the bond is formed between a small group of males. they refer to eachother not by name but by simply calling eachother "brobeans". When in need one would assemble a "brobean talk" which is a short meeting between everyone considered to be a brobean. Brobeans never tell secrets to outsiders, however they tell eachother everything they know. No secrets are kept from brobeans. Alas, brobeans is not just a name for best friends. It is a way of life, and the brobean way of life will never be matched by any culture or any society past, present, or future.

"What's up bean bro"
"Yo! Bean bro"

by Exstractory April 1, 2015

Bro-mance

the inseparable relationship between two or more heterosexual, often action-sports-participating, males. similar to the "hetero-life-mate", but based more on surf/skate/snow participation, party attendance and constant exchange of myspace comments and instant messages.

after a full night of sessioning street rails and drinking, dave and brian's bro-mance appears to be in full bloom.

by jmiahg May 5, 2006

bro card

an intangible card, of which, each bro has two of. When a bro needs something, and pulls a bro card, his bros must help him in any way possible, despite their previous obligations, warrants, etc. If a bro uses more than two in his lifetime, he is considered a tool

Mark: I need you to wingman for me. Sally is bringing her friend.
Joe: I can't, bro, I have a bowling match.
Mark: I gotta pull a bro card on this one man.
Joe: Ok, i'll tell the captain i cant make it.

by BROB4HOES January 26, 2013

bro diddly

The ultimate bro. Commonly used to refer to a close friend or pet.

"Bro Diddly, did you seriously just merc on my eggroll?"

by kyler serfass May 27, 2007

Ortho Bro

-Medical student, Orthopedic surgery or bust

-Has a beard
-STEP 1 score + bench > 500
-Beefy
-wears a cap

-Always in fitness attire
-Only cares about bones
-Bashes other specialties especially Peds
-Always needs to be right

-Always hyped up on pre-workout

-Watches sports/UFC during class

-Is offended if you don't comment on their muscles
-Needs help donning/doffing white coat

When the ortho bros start having a push-up competition in the middle of the wellness lecture.

Why is that ortho bro curling these babies in the peds workshop?

by OrthoComplex2022 September 14, 2019

bro fight

fighting a buddy with less aggression than real fights. usually planned and recorded on websites. most of the time, headshots are disallowed

Alexie: yo dude i had a bad day, i need to blow some steam

Erik: wanna bro fight?

Alexie: sure my house later on

by oilfan93 May 28, 2009