Jizzer bottle

When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.

"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.

by hellatightpussy September 3, 2011

spunk the bottle

During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'

John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle

by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017

Beer Bottle Challenge

Take a beer bottle of your choice, any size, extra large encouraged, and shove it up your keester and try to yank that puppy out.

Little Johnny tried to impress the crew with the good ol beer bottle challenge by pounding a mickeys in his bhole. Couldn't pull her out, ended up in the ER.

by Tung "Punch" Bungwhole March 22, 2023

Bottling

Usually said to someone that is lying.

You're bottling mate

by Daryl Baker December 28, 2020

bottle shover

a gay man who shoves bottles up his ass

"ohh steve hes such a little bottle shover"

by Clitorasaur June 22, 2007

Silver Bottle

A silver/metal bottle that high schoolers shove 5-10 different types of hard liquor, normally, stolen from their parents in. The mix tends to taste like pure gasoline and makes people throw up a little in their mouth.

Matt: "What in the fuck is in this bottle?"
Gabe: "Homie, that's the silver bottle taste"

by Landon York's thicc sister June 20, 2018

Crazy in a Bottle

A thick, syrupy orange drink comprised of 90% high fructose sugar, 5% artificial flavor 5% water. It is traditionally used to exacerbate the horror of an annoying cousin with ADHD who was raised by wolves.

"Jesus Christ, who gave this asshole Crazy in a Bottle?"

by Frank Wilkerson September 23, 2021