Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day

Celebrated on February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day. This one is simple. Ladies, you have to shut the fuck up and give your man a steak and a blowjob. That is all.

Jack: I got my girl chocolates and roses for Valentine's Day, so we sure as hell be celebrating Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day tomorrow.

by rawwrrandi April 7, 2012

national give your husband a blowjob day

December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.

Honey today is national give your husband a blowjob day

by The man the myth the legend December 5, 2017

October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day

Give your man some appreciation for National sensual blowjob day!

I showed my man some love by giving him head on October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day

by Chackie- Jan October 17, 2019

National blowjob day

National give your boyfriend a blowjob day Sept. 30

A day to appreciate your boyfriends and give them the time of their life

Oh look it’s National blowjob day better get to it

by venyy September 30, 2022

Blowjob on the rocks

A Blowjob were the penis gets inserted into the mouth while it is filled with cubes of ice. Giving a rather "interesting" stimulation.

At a family gathering
Wife "Hey what do you want for dinner?"
Son-in-Law: "Blowjob on the rocks for me hun."
Parents-in-law: A what??

by Kha6 January 4, 2021

Black Hole Blowjob

When a woman performs felatio on a man and deep throats his dick all the way down to his balls, then proceeds to stick her toung out and lick his balls while still deepthroating his dick.

Dude, my girl gave me a black hole blowjob last night.

by Riley9968 February 17, 2024

blowjob mom

an over-protective mom who does everything for their son, even giving him blowjobs

Ryan's mother is a real blowjob mom.

by ap808 October 21, 2024