Celebrated on February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day. This one is simple. Ladies, you have to shut the fuck up and give your man a steak and a blowjob. That is all.
Jack: I got my girl chocolates and roses for Valentine's Day, so we sure as hell be celebrating Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day tomorrow.
by rawwrrandi April 7, 2012

December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.
by The man the myth the legend December 5, 2017

by Chackie- Jan October 17, 2019

National give your boyfriend a blowjob day Sept. 30
A day to appreciate your boyfriends and give them the time of their life
A day to appreciate your boyfriends and give them the time of their life
by venyy September 30, 2022

When a woman performs felatio on a man and deep throats his dick all the way down to his balls, then proceeds to stick her toung out and lick his balls while still deepthroating his dick.
by Riley9968 February 17, 2024

woman: do you wanna have some fun?
man: **pulls down pants**
woman: oh wow its so BIG
man: i know now help me out, its really hard mind giving me a blowjob
woman: yeah i mean that is my job i make glass bottles
man: heh and sorry for the awkward placement of the sketch
woman: i've seen weirder
man: **pulls down pants**
woman: oh wow its so BIG
man: i know now help me out, its really hard mind giving me a blowjob
woman: yeah i mean that is my job i make glass bottles
man: heh and sorry for the awkward placement of the sketch
woman: i've seen weirder
by cupcaken August 11, 2022

by ap808 October 21, 2024
