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Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day

Celebrated on February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day. This one is simple. Ladies, you have to shut the fuck up and give your man a steak and a blowjob. That is all.
Jack: I got my girl chocolates and roses for Valentine's Day, so we sure as hell be celebrating Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day tomorrow.
by rawwrrandi April 7, 2012
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December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.
Honey today is national give your husband a blowjob day
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October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day

Give your man some appreciation for National sensual blowjob day!
I showed my man some love by giving him head on October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day
by Chackie- Jan October 17, 2019
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National blowjob day

National give your boyfriend a blowjob day Sept. 30

A day to appreciate your boyfriends and give them the time of their life
Oh look it’s National blowjob day better get to it
by venyy September 30, 2022
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Black Hole Blowjob

When a woman performs felatio on a man and deep throats his dick all the way down to his balls, then proceeds to stick her toung out and lick his balls while still deepthroating his dick.
Dude, my girl gave me a black hole blowjob last night.
by Riley9968 February 17, 2024
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blowjob

woman: do you wanna have some fun?
man: **pulls down pants**
woman: oh wow its so BIG
man: i know now help me out, its really hard mind giving me a blowjob
woman: yeah i mean that is my job i make glass bottles

man: heh and sorry for the awkward placement of the sketch

woman: i've seen weirder
by cupcaken August 11, 2022
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blowjob mom

an over-protective mom who does everything for their son, even giving him blowjobs
Ryan's mother is a real blowjob mom.
by ap808 October 21, 2024
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