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November’s birthday gift 

If you were born in November you don’t have to participate in no nut November and you have no negative repercussions
Person 1: Hey are you be participating in no nut November
Person 2: nah I got November’s birthday gift
Person 1: lucky bastard

Natasha’s birthday 

January 8th, an international holiday.
Natasha is the hottest person I have ever seen. She deserves the entire world because she is so sexy and amazing.
Hot guy: DAMN, did u hear it’s January 8th
Hotter guy: Yah dude it’s an Natasha’s birthday an international holiday!

Angelina’s birthday 

This day is a national holiday for all Angelina’s born on 12-5-2001
Are you celebrating Angelina’s birthday

Angelina’s birthday 

A national birthday for all Angelina’s born on 12-5-2001
Are you celebrating Angelina’s birthday

amanda the birthday stick 

A psychotic dool rod with birthday decorations for decoration. She has a musical candle and cannot sing worth a pickle. Her hair is scarily uneven. She will kill you in your sleep.
What out for Amanda the birthday stick or she will kill you in your sleep

giving a guy candy for his birthday 

giving a guy candy on his birthday, especially sour patch kids, really means "I wanna bang you during whatever class period we happen to be in"
Katie-"here's some candy Marco"
Marco-"okay I brought the condoms"
Hannah- "OMG Tyler!! Katie's giving a guy candy for his birthday so she can finally get laid!"