Guy Lie

A special moment in time when all the guys in a room/area simultaneously create a lie on the spot to cover up something they were all just doing. It usually happens when telling the truth would get them in trouble, and each guy takes a turn telling the lie when the last runs out of ideas. If the same lie was told by one guy, it would not usually be plausible. It's the multiple accounts that makes it magical.

Can be applied to when caught watching porn, peeping on someone, circle jerking, etc.

John: Dude, me and a bunch of friends almost got caught last night by James' girlfriend.

Jake: Oh, shit, what happened?

John: Don't worry, me and everyone else made a guy lie on the spot. It was beautiful.

by NeonFlame126 May 24, 2009

Family Guy

The worst show in the world. It's completely random, popular only with geeks who are looking for some kind of new comedic statement, and is usually against a whole group of people.

Screw Family Guy, so Simpsons!

by Pseudonym Taken June 17, 2009

nice guy

A male who can't get a girlfriend, never mind get laid, because he DOESN'T treat women like shit.

Bud is a 21 year old vergin because he's a nice guy.

by D February 16, 2004

family guy

The show that forever ruined comedy, since it proved that random, irrelevant statements are funny. It is similar to Star Wars and Jurassic Park, which by their "perfect" special effects ruined special effects forever.

Family Guy is incredibly funny! But how, and at what cost?

by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

Family Guy

Proof that we are doomed as a species.

"There is something wrong with me because I like Family Guy"

by Satan 2.01 July 30, 2018

soccer guys

The most fit athlete there is. Do you see any soccer man with a big fat gut ? no you dont they have freakin six packs. In other sports you see men like this including football, ESPECIALLY baseball and maybe basketball. They are so yummy .

hey did you see the hot soccer guys over there ?

by haters gunna hate September 5, 2011

Family Guy

Should be called Family Gay

person 1: DID YOU WATCH FAMILY GUY ON TV?IT'S SO FUNNY WHEN PETER EATS GLASS TO LOOK FOR TONGUES!!

person 2:are you really watching Family Gay?Are you retarded?

person 1:MY MUM SAYS I'M A LITTLE BIT SPECIAL SO I DON'T THINK I'M RETARDED! SHE ALSO SAID THAT I DROPPED WHEN I WAS A BABY

by uiokl November 22, 2011