Acronym for Fake Ass Bitch. A female who is a complete facade. She is made up of lies and is completely unreliable.
PJ: Did that girl that gave you her number and told you to call her ever call you back man?
Sheldon: Nah, I called twice and she screened the shit outta me. She's a fuckin' F A B.
Sheldon: Nah, I called twice and she screened the shit outta me. She's a fuckin' F A B.
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Get the A.B.C mug.An insult where you use eight adjectives that are used to compliment someone. These adjectives start with one of the first 8 letters of the alphabet and this acronym. The letter it starts with depends on whether it's the third, first or fifth one. For example, the second adjective would begin with a B, and the sixth adjective would begin with an F.
Speaking of those first 8 letters, they can stand for: Adorable, Beautiful, Charming, Dexterous, Elegant, Fabulous, Gleaming, and Hot. They can stand for other words too, for example, A can stand for Amazing or Awesome just like how B can stand for Brilliant or Blissful.
The 9th, 10th, and 11th letters of the alphabet stand for I'm Just Kidding. They're also the last letters in this acronym.
You use it by saying "Did you know you are ABCDEFGHIJK?" then you use 8 compliments that start with letters that go from A to H.
Lastly, you say "I'm Just Kidding!" when they say "But what about the IJK?" or "You forgot the IJK!" Something like that.
You're welcome. If you actually use this insult, enjoy the reaction.
Speaking of those first 8 letters, they can stand for: Adorable, Beautiful, Charming, Dexterous, Elegant, Fabulous, Gleaming, and Hot. They can stand for other words too, for example, A can stand for Amazing or Awesome just like how B can stand for Brilliant or Blissful.
The 9th, 10th, and 11th letters of the alphabet stand for I'm Just Kidding. They're also the last letters in this acronym.
You use it by saying "Did you know you are ABCDEFGHIJK?" then you use 8 compliments that start with letters that go from A to H.
Lastly, you say "I'm Just Kidding!" when they say "But what about the IJK?" or "You forgot the IJK!" Something like that.
You're welcome. If you actually use this insult, enjoy the reaction.
Bill is A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.I.J.K.! He's adorable, brilliant, charming, dexterous, elegant, fabulous, gleaming, and hot. I'm just kidding!
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