Austin Jewis

Austin lewis as a Jew in an alternate dimension.

The legend of Austin Jewis is true

by Kevin Danper May 31, 2018

Austin Sabel

A flakey best friend who doesn't always know what's going. Gets in trouble way to much.

My coworker, Austin Sabel, isn't all with it all the time

by Kissmeaustinsabel May 23, 2018

Austin Cozma

A true specimen of perfection. A man as true and hot as Billy Mayes himself. Although he might have some issues with people and may secretly be Bill Gates in disguise.

Oh my lord! Austin Cozma just did 9/11

by Farlorn April 16, 2018

Austin

A little 7 year old that plays on husband XBOX all the time and says you been pwaying for like 4 minutes.

i only play for like 10 hours you just like Austin.

by chloe mckinzie hayes June 29, 2019

Austin

The most amazing blonde headed, blue eyed boy you could ever come across. He's gentle, kind, and usually tall with big heart and bright mind. There's not another guy like him. He brightens up anyone's life he walks into and bring you everlasting joy and love. Letting a guy like him go will be the biggest mistake of your life and you will regret it till the day you die. He's a blessing to all and usually turns out to be great at golf, which is always a plus! So get you an Austin and hold them tight :)

Man did you see Austin make that double eagle! What a champ.
Girl did you see Austin ride by in that Tahoe yesterday. What a hottie!

by southerntwin July 6, 2019

Austin

You are a literal god. No one can tell you otherwise.

Everyone: bow down to Austin. Our lord and savior.

by EchoGod July 8, 2019

Austin Smider

Its not chance, it's smiders system. Smider, The beginning-204 BC

It's not by accident, or by chance. It's the system by Austin Smider

by CoKhan July 16, 2019