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asshole anxiety

Is when you have surgery and don't shit for 4-5 days after.
If I don't shit today I'm gonna get me an enima something's got to go I got asshole anxiety. Bad.
by Peter dragon January 12, 2014
mugGet the asshole anxietymug.

nicest asshole

Some guy thats a total dick to most people but can sorta care sometimes about certain people.
“Yo that Zac guy is the nicest asshole I’ve ever met”
I don’t know man he just seems like a dick to me”
by suicidalpurpleman November 30, 2018
mugGet the nicest assholemug.

Wooden asshole

Rubber ducks, rubber rubber ducks. Wooden assholes.
by Chris Lukezic June 14, 2011
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Asshole Fairies

A fairy whom if let out of his/her jar will proceed to put splinters in the nearest suitors asshole.

Avoid letting them out of their jar to prevent weeks of painful sitting and pretty much any kind of movement whatsoever.
Josh broke my jar of asshole fairies and my asshole had splinters for weeks so i whooped that niggas ass!
by YourBoobJob March 11, 2011
mugGet the Asshole Fairiesmug.

Asshole Convention

A loose conglomeration of people, in an office, in a mall, or while in traffic conditions, most anyplace, who’s collective mass consciousness seems to be driven down or dumbed down to dangerously low levels via being dazed out, or via distraction or selfishness, ranging from rude behavior, to downright dangerous behavior.
I can’t talk to you now, gotta pay more attention, the way all these people on this road are driving, it’s a real Asshole Convention out here.
by The Trance--Master August 1, 2011
mugGet the Asshole Conventionmug.

asshole nigga

Hey, that guy is surely an asshole nigga!
by GAy FAt nigger November 29, 2019
mugGet the asshole niggamug.

sack of asshole

A person who is an asshole to such an extreme that they actually possess, the assholocity of multiple assholes.
by The Poison Sword May 25, 2006
mugGet the sack of assholemug.

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