Sober as a fox 

When one isn't willing to admit drunkenness, hence they express that they're sober as a fox. The fox denotes that they can remain streamlined and sly about their condition, when in fact they are more drunk than they are willing to admit.

Mom: "Tommy, have you been drinking tonight?"
Tommy: "Nah ma, I'm sober as a fox."

Sober as a fox by Foxy-dude September 10, 2010

N.A.S 

Natural Annoying Sampal
It means that a person is natural annoying and he's a sampal too, which is slang for stupid. Well, Kinda. :P

Girl: That N.A.S talked to me again. Ew!
Boy: Hahaha, He likes you. :P
Girl: Ew, No!

Boy: xD

N.A.S by B.B ~ <3 May 28, 2010

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter

The meaning of this meme is supposed to make fun of femenists and SJW's and their 71 genders of people

Bob the SJW: you trigger me in so many levels cuz u can't find ur sexuality.
Normal person: I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter by Supercookieboy February 17, 2017

Sick as balls

Wickedly awesome, the coolest, the best

The way J ROC rolls that Orange down the skinnies is Sick as Balls

Sick as balls by Phil's Bitches March 25, 2007

Sober as my nan 

I phrase used to pressure others into drinking (or smoking) against their will.

Your as fucking sober as my nan, take a drink.. when i come back in 30 seconds i want that can to be empty.

Sober as my nan by GuyMercer November 14, 2011

S.O.W.G.A.S 

acronym: 'someone who gives a shit'
(pronounced: sew-gass)

"That's a great story. Really it is. But do I look like SOWGAS to you?"

S.O.W.G.A.S by EnzoYug May 18, 2005

F.O.A.S 

Fruitcake On A Stick
Is frequenty used as a profanity, or as an offensive weapon.

I got this fruitcake at a wedding, and I jammed a stick in it, and now I have F.O.A.S.

Me: *hits you with F.O.A.S*
You: OW! Stop hitting me with F.O.A.S.!

F.O.A.S by ImNotJimboJones July 10, 2010