Cinderella poser

Somebody with a spoiled rotten middle class sense of desperate and urgency, usually in reference to winning sports games.

The Cinderella poser loved to preach about desperation and being one of the marginalized folks, but she didn't actually know anything about being desperate or marginalized from life experience, which is why she was the worst kind of senseless person, the kind that didn't know she wasn't an unbearable enemy, or that she had no common sense.

by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021

Poser

Poser is the word skaters use for everything. To them everyone is a poser.

He is a poser because of the kind of board hes useing.

by Jmahan96 August 1, 2011

Poser

Not to be confused with a beginner, a poser is that kid at the skate park that sits on every obstacle with a skateboard but never rides it and then says that he tre flipped a 7 stair

skater: hey man look at this clip.
Poser: that's cool but I dolphin flipped that same 12 stair

by not chandler September 17, 2020

poser

sarah gluck

a poser is a fake surfer girl, jersey girl, and chill girl, she is 19 and still doesn’t know what weed looked like. she is a fake fan of all classic rock and calls herself a dead head when she can’t name 5 songs, at least 3 and she’s getting posters to put in her 2008 aqua 10 year old room. and last of all. she’s still a virgin

by peniscondomsdepression July 21, 2019