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Cabbage tits

A word used to describe the worst breasts ever. Cabbage tits are usually very large, droopy, veiny tits and can be found on most obese women.
I took a girl home last night , everything was going smoothly until i undid her bra and found out she had cabbage tits.
by The Gomez June 2, 2009
mugGet the Cabbage titsmug.

tit-nazi

A woman who insists upon breastfeeding indiscreetly in a public place and then gets upset when people find her lack of discretion offensive.
That woman was a total tit-nazi,
by C.F. Cay April 27, 2007
mugGet the tit-nazimug.

tit slap

To slap someone or something really hard with your tits.
I tit slaped Corey last night and he started crying.
by xxxxirmaryxxx September 14, 2006
mugGet the tit slapmug.

whale tits

a heavyset woman, resembling the form of a whale, with overly large breasts.
Hey Chad, you should go make a move on whale tits over there. She is making me salty.
by Chad D January 22, 2008
mugGet the whale titsmug.

Left Tit - Right Tit

U squeeze the left tit to get hot pussy juice and the right tit for cold pussy juice...
I like my pussy warm so I squeeze both tits at the same time...
Left tit - Right tit..
by blthrskt April 29, 2009
mugGet the Left Tit - Right Titmug.

Hind Tit

To always come in last; Always get the raw deal.
Boy say's to girlfriend "so things are always going to be your way huh, so I am stuck sucking HIND TIT, again!"
by "[LSM] I am McLovin" October 17, 2009
mugGet the Hind Titmug.

elbow tit

The practice of rubbing an unsuspecting female's breasts with your elbow; usually happens in crowds like bars and concerts
You see that chick with the huge knockers are there? I got some elbow tit off her on the way over here.
by Deez Nuttzz January 30, 2008
mugGet the elbow titmug.

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