Soccer

The American scam of football for dickheads

You watch that soccer match?
No that’s for cunts

by NoncyTaco March 16, 2022

Soccer

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Soccer is 3rniog45nb5ninja5niBi

by .,org December 31, 2020

Soccer

Means football but how idiots call it

I love soccer
and someone will reply you dumb sh- its called football

by actually no name June 17, 2021

Soccer

22 Gay men go onto a soccer field and sling their dicks out at each other. If a man from team 1 gives up team 2 gets a point. The last two men standing have to slap each other in the face until one gets knocked out.

"yo wanna play soccer?" "Sure let me call my dudes up and we'll do it"

by John the soccer pro April 26, 2025

Soccer

Its fucking football not soccer.

Guy 1:I'm going to watch soccer with some friends
Guy 2: It's football you stupid ass

by BigUni72 September 18, 2018

soccer homosexuales

gay niggas who think they’re the shit bc they kick balls around and flop and cry they are all pussy don’t play soccer it ain’t manly it’s for homosexuales who think they’re top shit

Don’t play that sport soccer homosexuales play it they think they’re the shit but they ain’t fuck soccer play something manly

by ryanjeudytoldthepoles1469 March 21, 2018

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020