Flying Penguins

An exclamation used in place of curse words

Dude 1: Dude, did you do the Algebra homework?

Dude 2: FLYING PENGUINS! I forgot!!

by the hand of doom September 21, 2010

Penguins Revenge

When you are held down and unable to move or cover your face as you are being quickly slapped continuously.

Penguins Revenge
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*

by PandaButtsAreFluffy April 27, 2020

Penguin Tart

The lover of an arctic animal,who is known for his pulsating member.His spreads his seed all over the arctic circle,the ice melts in penetration!The "Penguin Tart" uses common phrases to capture the attention of his biatches,not by using the more popular method of a mating call,but by rubbing actions and nipple tassles.

Penguin 1:"Im lonely"

Penguin Tart:*Rubs flippers*..."HUBBA HUBBA"

*swishing of the nipple tassles*

.....HENCE SEX.......

Polar Bear Slut:"Dont be such a jew man."

by Ivana Trump August 27, 2007

Jacked up penguin

Something EXTREMELY, messed up.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.

That car is jacked up.... like a jacked up, jacked up penguin!

by Sterling1235 June 14, 2016

Penguin

A sex offender. Typically but not limited to pedophiles.

He’s been arrested again for touching kids. He’s a right penguin!

by Penguinnn27 November 13, 2022

Penguining

when a drunk person (typically a man) walks off to bed with his pants dropped to his ankles. He most likely doesn't know why the pants were dropped and most likely wont remember in the morning.

Fred was so messed up last night that I saw him "penguining" off towards his bedroom.

by TrevDoggity March 20, 2023

Vincent the penguin

Best penguin ever.
Feed him fish… A lot of fish

I am best friends with Vincent the Penguin.

Vincent the penguin is such a Vincent.

by DucccEatBageutte December 26, 2024