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Zero gravi-d

Adjective/Noun/Verb
The act of taking too much viagra therefore causing a prolonged erection
Doctor: "and what was your last oral intake Jimmie?"
Jimmie: "well I took some viagra."
Doctor: "it seems to be that your diagnosis is a case of zero gravi-d"
by Lobot13 July 22, 2017
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ZERO

A loli that is 1000 yrs. Old.
In other words a legal loli.
Shin: I wanna do Zero.
by ZeroX32 February 17, 2018
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zero34son

A call of duty and fortnite player who is a complete and utter shitter
Hey that Zero34son kid is a lowteir shitter
by uh hello? March 7, 2018
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zero two

Basically Josh's waifu and not Astral's
Zero Two ain't Astral's waifu but she's Josh's
by TheFirstHourr March 9, 2018
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Zero Dollar Friend

When you have a friend that is close to you and acts straight but is really gay or bi and trying to get closer to you
Omg Emily is Jackie’s zero dollar friend and Emily doesn’t even see it #LOL
by LeO4show October 1, 2018
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Zerowit

Someone who totally lacks in wit
William: Max! It says Football Alert System on the screen. What should I say?

Max: Just warn the public you zerowit!
by EASTom35 November 27, 2018
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zerowit

Someone who totally lacks in wit
Example #1: William: Dude Max! It says Football Alert System on the screen. What should I say?

Max: Just warn the public you zerowit!

Example #2: Elizabeth: The public will be informed in assignment areas.

Paul: Shut up you zerowit! It's assigned areas, not assignment areas.
by EASTom35 November 27, 2018
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