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bother yourself 

You tend to bother yourself a lot on Mondays.
bother yourself by Cenobica April 26, 2017

Suck Yourself

Something that you should do or maybe told to do when you suck at something more than that person or got backfired that you have to suck your body up physically and feel like you are about to suicide
A: Your face is so retarded like your ex...
B: At least my face is not as retarded as your existence... Shut up and suck yourself
A: (Sucking noises... Chocking noises... Nothing...)
Suck Yourself by Splicstx September 15, 2017

Suck Yourself

Verb:
1. Literally telling someone to suck their own flesh and blood.
2. Trying to infer how someone is unprofessional in a certain category that they suck at it by the literal meaning
someone retarded: (dabs)
someone less retarded: go suck yourself, its 2017 and dab is dead
someone retarded: (literally suck his own arm)
Suck Yourself by Splicstx November 14, 2017

attach yourself 

From the italian "Attaccati al cazzo!" and literally translates to "Attach yourself to this dick!". Could be used in connection to stay beef and mainly used to roughly refuse to answer to anyone you want.
Person 1: "Could you please borrow me 50 bucks?"
You: "Attach yourself and stay beef!"
Person 2: *Laughing*
attach yourself by Maxys November 20, 2017

Outswiped yourself 

When the actual content of a dating profile intensifies the first impression.
You’ve outswiped yourself here, might just be too attractive for your own good.
Outswiped yourself by DCGrin December 20, 2017

limit yourself 

WHEN YOU FEEL THE WORLD SHAKING SO YOU STOP FUCKING DRINKING
David: “I might die of alcohol poisoning this weekend

Alex: “Dude, just limit yourself and you won’t die”

David: “Great idea! Thanks bro!”
limit yourself by K.H69 December 28, 2017