milk the wolf

To give a furry a hand or blow job

Furry: Milk the wolf bitch
Gay guy: you mean you want me to give you handjob?

by R17A43 October 10, 2020

wolf tickets

To "cry wolf", as in the children's story "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", meaning to persistently raise the alarm about a non-existent threat, with the implication that the person who cried wolf would not be taken seriously should a real emergency take place, which causes them trouble should ever have a legitimate need.

"I've never known him to sell wolf tickets; I believe his story about being attacked by ninjas."

by weirdoactor December 10, 2008

pussy wolferson

n; used to address a person with a similar sounding name, Ex. Billy Wilkinson, who has far too much body hair for they're own good.

"hey pussy wolferson, when you gonna shave that neck hair?"

by living proof December 12, 2003

Wolf Wolf

used to describe someone with a monobrow/unibrow

Alex: hey wolf wolf
Lewis : i dont have a monobrow anymore
craig : o well you live in the nev

by Craig/Alexander April 3, 2008

Wolf Beer

The explanation you give to your friends for waking up with an ugly bitch after a night of heavy drinking. Often associated with having blacked out.

Fritz says, "Rick your telling me wolf beer made you go home with that ugly bitch last night?"

by sigurd June 11, 2008

Wolfgar

The state of being a homosexual.

"Amy's pretty wolfgar"

by SpatsirkTheJegg May 26, 2018

Tim Wolff

He is Batman.

Batman and Tim Wolff are the same person.

by batman26317 February 6, 2010