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WALMART

When life is not going well so you stab yourself to death in a Walmart parking lot.
Alternatively you could say walmarting
Person one: Today really sucked

Person two: I know right
Person one: We should go Walmart ourselves
by KnifeWife21 May 18, 2024
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Walmart Ass Nigga

A nigga that takes his Walmart job way to serious.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.

Requirements:

(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI

If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.
Yoo, he was mad as hell they didn’t change the shelf cap, this dude is a true Walmart Ass Nigga!
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Walmart Shitter

Person who defecates in a Walmart, specifically on the floor of the store, and not in the bathroom.
Hey Kim, someone pooped on the floor. Must be another walmart shitter.
by anonymous December 13, 2024
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Walmart Version

adjective;

1 A derogatory term that is used to disparage a consumer product that is obviously a cheap, poorly made rip-off of a more desired, expensive brand.
2. Any musical group or that attempts to sound like a popular band, but fails.
1. "My brother was bragging about getting a pair of Air Jordans, but they turned out to just be the Walmart Versions..."
2. "I checked out a Greta Van Fleet show, but they turned out to be a Walmart Version of the Rolling Stones.
by Simon Trinculo January 3, 2025
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Wigmæ

"Wigmæ" is a word derived from the ancient Kemetic saying, "Wigs may bring you happiness," this phrase was later transcribed by early Greek scribes who, influenced by their own linguistic traditions, adapted the original form with the æ ligature.

"Wigmæ" is pronounced as “wig-may.” Think of it like "wig" followed by "may."
"Ever since I got this new haircut, I feel like a whole new person — truly living by the old Wigmæ philosophy!"
"She walked into the party wearing that stunning wig, radiating pure Wigmæ energy."
"Having a bad day? Remember the ancient wisdom of Wigmæ — sometimes all you need is a new wig to turn things around."
"Your new look is amazing! Wigmæ never lies."
by wigsupporters January 8, 2025
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Walmart slut

One who buys lingerie and/or non brand name clothing in an attempt to procure wealth, goods and/or men.
If only that Walmart slut could have made it to Victoria’s Secret- they have a sale on black bras and no one would have to see her pasty white strap.
by Jax Loreau January 17, 2025
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walmart

the dumpster of america. - plainrock124. there are alot of people out there criticisizing the quality of walmart products.
random idiot - checc this out @everyone

me - what

mod - stop pinging @everyone next ping and its a 14 day mute

random idiot - its a 1 doller walmart tablet i bet its better than ur pathetic appel

mod - i have an ipad pro. even an ipad 1st generation is better than even the best of android, you got the worst tablet out there

me - same. i also agree with that statement

mod ?role add @user admin

mod - ?ban noappeal @random broke ass loser get the hell out of here and dont come back
by 584940493395874392034839394 February 2, 2025
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