Waikohu

short as hell or taking a poop

I have to take a Waikohu but i'm too Waikohu to reach the toilet seat.

Waikohu by Aidan Lee and Corey Hampson June 26, 2012

Waiting for women 

Is the one thing you do not, under any circumstance do, on a guys night out. Should one or more of the guys at any point during the night suggest waiting around for one or more person of the opposite sex, the night ceases to be a glorious guys night out and will immediately become just another lame night out.

Just finished eating burgers and drinking beer, about to drink Whiskey and pick up random chicks, when a less manly groupmember gets a phone call from a girlfriend who is 'right around the corner'.

The group is now waiting for women.

Two hours later and her makeup is still not finished, the guys have sobered up and are flaccidly hanging on a streetcorner.

Waiting for women by YellowFever2013 October 6, 2013

Waitross 

A slightly posh pronunciation of the word 'Waitrose'; a cult-like middle class supermarket in Britain that sells slightly above-average food at extortionate prices.

Have you heard about that new Waitross opening across the street.

Waitross by LiteralFacile-ism January 6, 2014

Waitingzone 

When your woman tells you that she isnt ready for a relationship yet but she promises to date you when she is ready.

Guy1: "dude why do you look so down today?"

Guy2: "she put me in the waitingzone man."

Guy1: "sorry to hear that bro, that really sucks."

Waitingzone by Tiger&Angel May 18, 2014

wailing whale 

When two fat people are having sex on the beach and the man gives her a screaming seagull and she wails in pain like a whale

Jerry: i gave my girl a wailing whale yesterday.
Scott: wait the fat chick you are going out with.
Jerry: fuck you.

wailing whale by Glenn quagmire November 18, 2014

waimiri 

A girl who loves to be in photos and participating in anything to do with food. She is usually the person to come up with dumb jokes or statement that you just can't help but laugh at. She is a lovable character who has a kind and caring heart and is alway there for her friends when needed

Waimiri loves taking photos

waimiri by OneDirectioner1611 July 29, 2015

wainaphobia

The fear of missing out on the fun.

Fear of not being at a party that your friends are attending

Cartman had an urgent family meeting the same time we had the party but was caught with wainaphobia that he cancelled on them to come join us turn up.

wainaphobia by the realism January 7, 2016