waffling

The act of adding a whole lot of irrelevant/obvious information in the process of communication - in a speech, in an essay, etc. for the sole purposes of seeming more intelligent and increasing the length of the item.

Probably has nothing to do with actual waffles.

John, stop waffling, you've already covered that point.

by Henry Chong August 28, 2004

Blue Waffle

Blue Waffles is an STD infection caused by unsafe sex, use of sex toys, and prostitution etc. This disease can cause continuous smelly discharge, pain, inflammation of the vagina, torn and cracking of skin appears in the area surrounding the vagina, blue or green coloring around vagina.There is no current cure for this disease.
(This disease is like herpes or Aids)

She has been diagnosed with the Blue Waffle disease.

by Twinkie714 June 8, 2010

blue waffle

a vaginal infection caused by excessive violent penetration as well as bad personal hygiene. can also be caused by falling into dirty water, such as rivers

"Katie has a nasty blue waffle"

"Did you hear olivia has got a blue waffle now"

by John Smith1993 April 16, 2010

Thot waffle

Thot waffles are the worst. Either you look like a thot or you're a thot waffle. They're mainly ugly and super easy to get with. Anyone with a thot waffle won't last very long, cause they text 6 other guys on the side! They are super irrelevant, but don't think so themselves. They also think they're popular. They're not. If you know a thot waffle, just drop em.

omg did you see him and his thot waffle girlfriend?

yeah they're not gonna last long. I hear she's talking to Chris too.

by Syd the sloth September 7, 2016

Waffle Sex

Sexual intercourse as normal but a waffle are put inside the womans vagina and intercourse takes place. After sex the waffle is then eaten by the couple who had sex.

Andy: Yeahh she was great. We had waffle sex.
Paul: Nice one mate

by Mc Kaotik February 23, 2009

BLUE WAFFLES

The tore up Vagina lips of a military chick.

That Lynch chick has some Blue Waffles!!

Damn Lynch your Blue Waffles are gross!!

by Little Country July 1, 2011

waffle bang

to have crazy sex with someone, sometimes while very intoxicated; waffle bang is used more as a code

Heyy man i'm about to take her home, i'll call you later. You about to waffle bang? Hellll yeah

by whatupdawg November 25, 2007