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Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
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uncle.wadey

Dawg Do You Know Uncle.Wadey!?His An Independent Young Influencer
by Ntando Mkhize February 1, 2021
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joe Wake upp

when you steal from you're local supermarket and then flush you're shit down the toliet
i just did a joe wake upp
by poggo walk May 25, 2021
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national wake your s.o. up day

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june
“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch
by bubabear101 June 17, 2021
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jacey wacey

A willy head that likes fish but some how hates tomatoes with a passion.
Ew i hate tomatoes

Omg you jacey wacey
by Vika Boca August 18, 2021
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Chris Wadey Breakfast

Chicken chow mein up your bum x10 funnel 10x red bulls into your bum hole and poo on your wifes nipple. Then eat it. Lovely Jubbly.
by Jonny Ross November 21, 2021
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Lil Wavey

Lil Wavey is a Asian drill rapper from New York City. He is friends with Pnb rock and Highbridge the label.
I wish I could meet Lil Wavey one day.

I look up to Lil Wavey.
by Akbar Yousef December 11, 2021
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