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Valentine’s Day of Doom

When Valentine’s Day falls after Friday the 13th, it is considered the Valentine’s Day of Doom. Arguments, breakups, and cheating usually occurs on the Valentine’s Day of Doom.
It’s Valentine’s Day and my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. But yesterday was Friday the 13th so I guess that’s just how things are on the Valentine’s Day of Doom.
by OG Zus February 13, 2026
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Valentine’s Grinch

A Valentine’s Grinch is someone, almost exclusively single and often for a very long time, who hates Valentine’s Day and spends the entire day shitting on it.
Mwahahaha, it’s raining on Valentine’s Day! Look at how miserable all these couples are!

I am the biggest Valentine’s Grinch of them all. I hate Valentine’s Day so much.
by Shepherd Guy February 17, 2026
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Valentina Giallo

Valentina Giallo is essentially an urban legend she is known to be the most massive human to ever live evidence that she lives is frail as when she walks it is said the Richter scale breaks and the whole world cracks in half some say she is hiding as a smaller form somewhere in St paul secondary
Holy shit is that a meteor or is that valentina giallos foots
by Matthew muffolini December 18, 2024
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Valentino Luigi Ricardo White

-a King from the Animal Kingdom of Cavapoo who found his human, the Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White, to love and be best friends with forever. Valentino loved and loved to the age of forty with his human The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White who thanked God everyday for sending him to love.
Valentino Luigi Ricardo White has arrived from the animal kingdom of heaven. Valentino Luigi Ricardo White pooped on the floor. Valentino Luigi Ricardo White Is chasing the cats. Valentino Luigi Ricardo Whites humans name is Caterina Maria Gioffre White.
by mamababeontrend January 4, 2025
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Valentinemas

The period between when the Christmas tree should be taken down (Friday after kids go back to school) to Valentine's Day. If it extends to after 15th of March, the holiday season rolls into Irishmas.
My Daughter-in-Love forces us to celebrate Valentinemas with her each year because she refuses to take her tree down before Feb 14th.
by Iroc Wordology January 15, 2025
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valentuzz

"Yo, Bob. You excited for Valentine's Day?"
"Nah, I can already tell it'll be just like last year. No valentuzz achieved..."
by Asparagus157 February 12, 2025
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Valentuzz

"Yo, Bob. You excited for Valentine's Day?"
"Nah, I can already tell it'll be just like last year. No valentuzz achieved..."
by Asparagus157 February 12, 2025
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