half human half hamster . has had 2 divorces and his new wife is 30 years younger. he has 6 children and the youngest is called America and he wants to make America great again by kicking out many people. he is 188 cm tall and is quite large all over. his best friend is called Putin but his enemy is Kim jong in.
trump is America's dad
by ggguuuaaa December 18, 2017
Get the trumpmug. Trauma to the head of the penis when standing up after a bowel movement resulting a mushroom like swelling.
Generally found in morbidly obese men sitting on standard toilets
Generally found in morbidly obese men sitting on standard toilets
by laTrell November 6, 2018
Get the Trumpmug. Trump- I didn't think I was being an asshole, I thought I was doing a good job.
Trump aide- Trust me sir, you were an asshole. That's what I'm here for sir.
Trump aide- Trust me sir, you were an asshole. That's what I'm here for sir.
by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021
Get the Trumpmug. You trumped out on your tab last night. Not cool Jerry. Not cool.
Your demeanor last night was definitely trumped. Hence all the hate texts...from your allies.
Your demeanor last night was definitely trumped. Hence all the hate texts...from your allies.
by MagDamn January 31, 2017
Get the Trumpedmug. An egotistic satanist who wants to whipe our the worldwide black population and cause a third world war because he is bored.
Jeff: "Bruh Donald Trump won the second term." 😭😫
Me:"NOOOOOO GOD WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US????!"
Jeff: "Oh shit, I saw some houses in Canada that are In sale! And there are two job offers for us man! One company saw we immediately resigned and wants us for the job!!"
Me: "And I take that back."
Me:"NOOOOOO GOD WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US????!"
Jeff: "Oh shit, I saw some houses in Canada that are In sale! And there are two job offers for us man! One company saw we immediately resigned and wants us for the job!!"
Me: "And I take that back."
by Tapisidou November 5, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. 
