fell off the turnip truck

Dumb. Stupid. Implying that you've been isolated from the world (on a turnip farm).

He understands what you're saying. It's not as though he just fell off the turnip truck.

by Shminka May 28, 2016

big truck

Slang for the Internet.

I tried to send you an email yesterday but the big truck wasn't working so the message was never sent.

by gnawfish August 27, 2006

Truck Driver

What happens when a persons self esteem is as large as his penis - 2 inches - often hitting the road to escape the reality of their life. More often then not you will find a truck driver wearing a cowboy hat and boots and nicknamed "Woody" Ernest saves Christmas.

I think I got a Woody. Or did I marry a Truck Driver.

by Jay Z's generic alternative December 6, 2003

Tracer

one who copies another and/or acts like a total tool(toolbag); a poser

I just got these new sneaks and he just got the same ones!! what a tracer...

by njnets136 December 3, 2006

Dump Truck

A loser. A lame fuck with nothing to live for.

Heather was drunk at the bar screaming about how nobody will ever love her and she will never have kids. What a dump truck.

by suspicious-character September 14, 2010

I left my boots in the truck

An odd saying said by Mr. Stiles, a crazy old tech teacher as RHS. He uses it when students say BS things.

Student- Im going to the bathroom
Mr Stiles- Ya ok i left my boots in the truck

by Lord Dryden May 22, 2008

Fire truck

When a man has sex with a woman Doggy-style and imitates a firetruck sound and later when he cums on/in her he'd refer to it as putting out fire.

Samantha: "Jerry kept hooting while we were doing it doggy style yesterday."
Lois: "Ah. You mean he did the Fire truck..."
Samantha: "No wonder he was yelling 'put out that fire big guy' when he was cumming!"

by usefbishara March 25, 2008