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Tiger into the Woods

1. The act of falling asleep in a Mercedes while drunk or under the drugs.

2. Putting the penis in the hole.
1. Did you hear Jeff went Tiger into the woods last night and got his ass arrested?

2. I went Tiger into the woods yesterday with my GF.
by _yellow_ May 31, 2017
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Tiger nut

When you have a poo, and the hairs around your bum hole get stuck to it.
John: my arse is killing
James: why, are you gay
John: No i had a tiger nut this morning
by Big dick ellis October 10, 2019
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Tiger

by ♥️QUEENof♥️$ April 6, 2020
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went tiger

the act of cheating on your wife numerous times and getting caught; lying to the woman you claim to love about sexual relationships outside of your marriage; being caught with text messages, phone message, photos and other recorded material documenting sexual relationships outside of marriage
I was devastated to find out about my husband's infidelity when flew his mistress on a business trip and was photographed in public with her, but every day I see the tabloids at the grocery store I'm so glad my husband wasn't in the public eye when he "went tiger".
by Happiest Girl Ever April 6, 2010
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper

When a bowel movement at work that is so heinous in odor and volume that the dumper is inclined to lift his legs up into the crouching position so that no one will identify him by his shoes.
"I over-indulged at chili-fest last night, so this morning I had to pull a Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper."
by Va-JJ January 13, 2014
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Tugging The Tiger

Tugging your tiger is slang and refers to masturbation.
"Dude last night my mom caught me Tugging The Tiger"
by bigbossman76 February 20, 2009
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Pulling a Tiger

Acting or behaving in a manner similar to Tiger Woods.
Wife: Honey, where you yesterday?
Husband: I wasn't pulling a Tiger if that's what you're asking.
by LuiJ January 16, 2010
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