Tommy Beers

Tommy Beers is the name of the world champion beer smasher. He is always bringing the beers for the boys and drinking majority of them.

'Weyyy Tommy Beers what did you do on the weekend'
'Obviously had alot of beers with the boys!'

by slayqueenslayer March 21, 2024

Tommy

He has the longest and the biggest dick in the world that can be used as a gun

Tommy gets a huge dick

by Cohen Lo November 21, 2021

Tommy

Tommy is a really loud and mostly swearing child.And has big brothers called Wilbur and Technoblade.

tommy: AHHHHHH FUCK SHIT!
wilbur: he is just so tommy.

by quackitystanlmao June 18, 2021

On Tommy

Basically another way of saying “on god” “On Vito” or “ on mommy “.

I put that on Tommy she sucked my dick.
Or on Tommy I’ll smack the fuck out of you . A term founded in Hampton Va by kevo

by Kevo3x September 10, 2020

Tommy Boy

A straight man who fancies Tommy Robinson. More generally - the homoerotic undertones within the English Far Right ... which can never be openly admitted or explored ...

Lots of Tommy Boys in town last night but they all went home alone again

by hhhmmmfff February 4, 2022

Tommy

Tommy sees the best in everyone and has the most genuine heart. He is fiercely loyal and goes above and beyond in all that he does. Tommy fails to see himself as others do and tries to carry the weight of the world on his own shoulders in order to spare those he loves of any burden. Everyone wants a Tommy on their team! Even if just to stare at cuz he’s one sexy viking.

*Slurping sounds
Tommy: Mmmmm, Oreos…
*Reaches for Tommy’s plate and is stabbed with fork
Tommy: Tommy doesn’t share!

He pulled a Tommy and ate an entire meatloaf without offering to share.

by Maybeyourmum September 14, 2022

Tommy

A shitty person who raids discord servers and gets zero bitchs. His only girlfriend that he's ever had is probably his own shoe and probably still sucks his thumb like the little bitch he is.

"Tommy is a ugly basterd

by Profesional Windy May 25, 2022