...and I have the balls.
Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"
The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.
First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.
Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"
The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.
First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.
by PKFifer November 20, 2011
Get the I am Dave! Yognau(gh)tmug. When you hold in your shit on a hot day so it turns into messy diarrhea and you let it all out on someone elses chest.
Guy-"Man, I can't hold it anymore or this will become some Dirty daves soup imported from detroit"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"
by Mcflurry69 July 27, 2011
Get the Dirty daves soup imported from detroitmug. by YA YA YA POTATo March 25, 2021
Get the god damit dave i accidentally nuked the housemug. A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022
Get the dildo davemug. A term that describe a man named Dave that is over 40 who creeps on young woman (age 20-30). Thirty Shades of Dave will hump anything that moves.
"Hey Tyra, who is that creepy guy starring at you?"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"
by MikeOxhard12 July 30, 2012
Get the Thirty Shades of Davemug. A term used to describe men who live as straight men in their day to day lives but will visit neighboring towns to openly engage in relationships within the LGBTQ community of that town.
Originated in Nokomis, FL where straight men from Englewood, FL will visit to engage in relationships within the LGBTQ community.
Originated in Nokomis, FL where straight men from Englewood, FL will visit to engage in relationships within the LGBTQ community.
His family caught ihim in the next town over with his boyfriend. They were devastated to find out he was secretly living as Nokomis Dave.
by Kapt. Kangaroo March 15, 2025
Get the Nokomis Davemug. An ugly looking fella who likes to push poo back into the elderly with his “Erected Penis” And then gets the pensioner to lick the faeces from his penis after it crusts and softens
by David10101 August 6, 2022
Get the Davingmug.