Titty Fizzle

when a white boy throws a bitch fit because he caught some nigga motorboatin' his girl.

"Did you hear about the Titty Fizzle Kevin threw when he caught Jamie with Tyrone?"

by ghetto fabb May 5, 2008

titty bear

a bear with tits...

"dude, look at the bear on those tits"

by missy cohen June 27, 2004

Titty Sprinkles

The bumps that appear around the edge of the nipples. Usually more visible when nipple is cold.

That girl has very nice titty sprinkles.

by Storm13 July 24, 2012

jesus titty fucker

Exclamation. When something goes wrong... either a limp dick during sex or experiencing extreme physical pain. A curse used in the most extreme cases.

(after gettting shot in the balls) or (stubbed in the toe) or (after making a surprise discovery)
Bob: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!!!!! my balls"
or
Mitch: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER! move this fucking furniture Jessica!"
Or
Butch: " JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!! That whore gave me AIDS! I thought it was weird she had a dick..."

by Alex Kondraki July 4, 2006

tough titty

Means "tough luck" has a saying,

"tough titty said the kitty when the milk went dry."

You cant eat at McDonalds, its just tough titty.. i dont have any money.

by some guy November 18, 2002

titty gangsta

a woman's conquering skills over a smaller dude or ho. She utilizes these skills by standing on the balls of her feet and thrusting her breasts forward into her opponent's chest. This is done in a manner that is very unlady-like.

It's a titty to titty fight. Titty gangsta.

by adaptativehuman June 30, 2009

titty shock ball grip

to thrust a man's penis inbetween a woman's breasts whilst giving her The Shocker (placing the index and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the second sphincter of the anus allowing for deeper penetration) and Bowling Ball Grip (placing the middle and ring finger in the vaginal canal and the thumb in the second sphincter of the anus allowing deeper penetration); this produces a large orgasm for both partners (note: does not work for gay men, but can work for lesbians if a strap-on dildo is being used)

I titty shock ball gripped my wife last night after we had read the newspaper and drank our late evening cup of coffee. Her orgasm was immense, as was mine.

by TheHungarianHeat August 2, 2006