cholo pony

The youngest and weakest Latino to enter into prison.
I’m gonna score high on that cholo pony!
by EL Seagrove October 08, 2022
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stud pony

(N) the act of having sex with women with total disregard to what she has to do the next day.

AkA a gary or mud duck
You are the way she's walking, the stud pony must have got hold of her....
by Jonakin February 22, 2016
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Pony Porker

A name for a "brony" that feels the need to convert everyone to lovers of My Little Pony.
As an Action Someone who fantasizes about sexual relations between themselves and the characters of my little pony.
" Someone please get these damn Pony Porkers off DA"
" Ran into a herd of pony pokers at comic con, nearly shit my pants."
by Dr.X213 June 27, 2013
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Non-pony province

Ontario, as referenced in Premier Dalton McGuinty lamenting that he couldn't give a pony to every resident child.
-- Did you hear what they're saying on Parliament Hill to the newly arriving Western caucus?

-- No.

-- Why would you leave a PONY province, to come to a NON-pony province?! It doesn't make any sense!!
by sukadog May 15, 2011
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Mangione the Pony

Not to be confused with The Italian Stallion, Mangione the Pony is any punk that sheds blood; gets caught (even though he thought he was smart); and spends the rest of his days in Rikers (or the like) getting ridden raw by the worst hombres imaginable.
We used to call William "Bill," but that was before he kicked somebody else's bucket without asking: Now, he's simply one more Mangione the Pony.
by dashcalabash December 20, 2024
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low pony

When you’re doing any girl from behind and she falls over, so you hold her up by her shoulders to get the right gallop.
I was riding her too hard, she gave up and me and had to rein her back in low pony style to keep on track.
by juggler_sometimes December 22, 2018
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Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
by Glazedroofhomie December 18, 2022
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