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You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024
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Halcyonic System

Any solar system orbiting an object that was once a main sequence star, but isn't anymore (i.e. black holes, white dwarves, red giants, magnetars, pulsars, etc.).
The solar system will become a halcyonic system as the Sun dies.
by An_Idot September 21, 2024
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System

a group of staves connected by a brace in a musical score.
In the complex orchestral score, each system displayed the parts for multiple instruments, allowing the conductor to see how the melody, harmony, and rhythm fit together.
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Masturbatory System

The area of your body that you can masturbate with like your penis or vagina
When I jerk off I touch my masturbatory system
by Made by a moron April 19, 2021
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strawberry system

lil gay people, loves star sys, hates blueberries, loves strawberries, yassssss
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Roblox report system

Useless report system that uses AI
The Roblox report system never works lol
by TheBludgeonOfDeath July 19, 2024
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nervous system boogie

pfft--- tourettes lol
no i diddnt have a tic attack i just did the nervous system boogie
by maxmaxwoo March 11, 2022
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