horizontal handshake

A.k.a. "moocher's greeting" or "glad-handout"; it refers to where one of your "friends" beamingly approaches you with extended arm as if to greet you with a hearty palm-clasp, but instead of positioning his hand vertically the way one usually does when shaking hands, he holds his outstretched palm **upwards** so that his hand is horizontal --- this "gimme, gimme, gimme" position is how his hand is usually held whenever he is around fellow humans (duh!).
I always feel suspicious whenever someone greets me with a horizontal handshake, since it is a good indication that he is planning to ask me for a handout.
by QuacksO August 03, 2019
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Emergency Handshake

A mediocre dodgeball team comprised of approximately eight individuals who, although are all very impressive individually, stand very little chance in winning anything as a group.
"Did you guys see Emergency Handshake yesterday?"
"Naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?"
by Gloomhaven February 19, 2010
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Saigon Handshake

When a hooker faces you, then reaches behind and between her legs to give you a handjob.
Made 3 sales after getting a Saigon Handshake at lunch.
by DeTower November 11, 2020
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helium handshake

The act of touching two buttholes (balloon knots) together and moving in an up and down motion.
When meeting someone for the 1st time, it is customary to greet them with the ‘helium handshake.’
by Rangerdanger4 February 19, 2021
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tecoma handshake

An acrobatic move simultaneously executed by vaulting over your pal and landing upside down on his shoulder all the while firmly stroking his shaft
Hey my bro is tecoma handshake champion. His technique is faultless
by Felchfister August 22, 2022
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Down-unda-handshake

1) Use of insider information in Australia to get something
2) Handshake with a cock (see also Handjob, Handie, Handjo,...)
"Use your down-unda-handshake to get us the information."

"I received a down-unda-handshake from that chick we met last week in Melbourne."
by AUtacobender January 17, 2014
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The Quebecois Handshake

When a kinky and frisky French Canadian girl prepares a poutine (fries, gravy), jerks you off into the poutine and uses your semen as a replacement for the cheese.
That girl from UQAM totally gave me the Quebecois Handshake last night...she was famished!
by GoHabsGo2020 November 17, 2020
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