when your sitting on the toilet and you challenge the person sitting next to you in a shit war. After you have finished, pick the shit up and measure it. Based on who has won, wipe your shit on the loser and piss on their face. Diareahh automatically wins and in the case of a draw, the person who eats their shit faster WINS
by Q-Man888888 December 3, 2009

'Kris white' or 'kris' is a word commonly associated with everything amazing and great, also can be used to describe a feeling of greatness.
by jewwej August 23, 2011

by Niggling gobbler March 12, 2020

A male or female, that for one reason or another, feels the need to be dating somebody of the opposite or same sex all the time.
oh man, that guy has a bad case of White Syndrome. He just broke up with his girlfriend, and now his going out with another chick
by MC-UbER November 16, 2011

a term used to define what it looks like when you're about to die. Also can be used to describe the shaven area of pubes on a pale, hairy ass italian kid.
by eljefe June 17, 2008

When a man ejaculates into a pill organizer and asks if you want to take the Red Pill or the Blue Pill. The partner then takes all of their pills for the day.
Did you seriously just White Morpheus my pills for this week and ask me if I'm beginning to believe?
by White Morpheus May 24, 2020

A phenomenon resulting from anal sex where ejaculate builds up inside the rectum and is shortly followed by a sizable bowel movement. A proper white zeppelin occurs when deposited semen completely coats the outgoing feces, resulting in a smooth and hearty plop within the bowl.
Doctor: I'm glad you are no longer having problems passing those massive turds. Did you heed my advice and become a vegetarian?
Patient: No, I've found that a good WHITE ZEPPELIN works wonders after an all-u-can-eat-meat buffet.
Patient: No, I've found that a good WHITE ZEPPELIN works wonders after an all-u-can-eat-meat buffet.
by Sleepwalkazzz January 7, 2011
