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Troll Water

The water that collects in the spot under the "bridge" of your anus and groin, much like a troll that lives under a bridge.

Only good way to dry Troll Water is to do a Troll Sweep
Guy 1: Dude, this morning, i had Troll Water worse then ever before! And I forgot to Troll Sweep!
Guy 2: Oh, you must have really gotten your pants wet!
Guy 1: Yup.
by BS-man November 2, 2009
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Jesus Troll

A person who sobers the mood of a post by tying the subject back to Jesus/God/Christianity. Can be completed with biblical quotes or an overall feeling of Christian guilt.
Steve: Check it out, I planked the water fountain!
Terry: That shit is so fucking stupid, man
John: We should all thank Him for having the full mobility of our bodies to be able to do such things. Some people don't have that luxury.
Steve: John, you're such a Jesus Troll.
by Jonnie Brasco July 11, 2011
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troll framing

To troll on the internet while making it seem like someone else other than the actual person who is trolling.
Was that a coincedence or just troll framing?
by Am PM April 14, 2010
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Creeper Troll

A fugly person who does weird things, like stares at you while you work, or looks at you for hours. Generally someone undesirable to have hanging around you. This person usually gives off an unshakable feeling of disgust to the person experiencing the creeper troll's stare.
There is a creeper troll staring at you from across the street.

Creeper troll that is following you around the mall.
by EM20911 May 10, 2011
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Beef Troll

exceptionaly large woman with an ugly face or usually unkempt in appearance.
"Whoa check out that huge lady in line!"

"Dang now thats a beef troll."
by Girl of greys May 1, 2009
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Exodia troll

An insult so absolutely deep and personal that it qualifies as an Instant Win in the argument, akin to the effect of Exodia the Forbidden One.

It is to be used solely as a last resort, as it is extremely powerful and potentially devastating to one's personal relationship.
ANDREW: So Sarah used an Exodia troll on me....

TIM: Ouch. What happened?

ANDREW: We were having an argument and she brought up that one time I forgot my lines in the middle of my play last year.

TIM: Damn. I'm sorry, man. That's a low blow.
by ww451 October 31, 2011
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feces troll

A famous troll who has been spamming channels on IRC for about 3 years now. Nobody can figure out why he does it - it doesn't annoy anyone, and he almost always gets banned, or sometimes even g-lined, within seconds of joining a channel. His style is simple: he joins a channel, and spouts off all of the synonyms he can think of for "poop." He goes by a variety of nicknames, all of which relate to poop, including excrete, manure, diarrhea, turd, stool_sample, and many more. Not sticking to one particular channel or group of channels, he joins a wide variety of channels - usually by following an op who has banned him from another channel. He has been seen on all of the major networks and has been g-lined from all of them on more than one occasion. He can be mildly amusing at times, so if you need a quick chuckle, keep your eyes open for someone who matches this description!
excrete has joined #linux
<excrete> feces
<excrete> manure
<excrete> bowel movement
** excrete takes a dump
**excrete has quit IRC (killed (piggy (feces troll)))
by scatological January 11, 2010
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