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Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.
Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.
by Bestly May 4, 2018
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Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)
Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond
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The grapes of wrath

A sexual act in which the male droops his testicals between his legs as the female sucks them from behind the male rips an extra juicy fart.
She thought it was going to be a boring Tuesday night, until I dropped the grapes of wrath on her.
by RiggsMurtaugh September 12, 2017
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Ass grapes

Ass grapes happen when you sit down too long playing some shit or just sitting down for a long period if time this usually effects gamers ass grapes are painful but make quite a good joke. ASS GRAPES ARE EDIBLE QND ARE GOOD ON TOAST
"Hey i heard you got ass grapes dude push them out so we can put some on some toast and they must hurt alot bro"
by Blablagurl December 8, 2020
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Graping

When your friends are gossiping about shit that they don’t even know if it is for real, they just grape for the hell of it
Another hater always on my dick; graping about me
by Mnj85 June 5, 2021
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Green grape

The lesser superior color to the red grape
by Orman December 14, 2016
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Grape

Terrorist Girl: "To sacrifice my own life for Pakistan"
Terrorist Teacher: "WOW this is a strong message! No one will have carrot, Grape!"
by thatsagrapegrape September 19, 2020
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