Golden Girl

An old lady (typically over 55 years of age)

According to a university study, Golden Girls are twice as likely to give oral sex (via Manswers)

by Masteronone April 26, 2011

Golden Cobra

When one dude pisses on another dude's cock and sucks it.

Fred Durst loves to perform golden cobras on little boys.

by Gefilte Fist June 23, 2011

Golden Chalice

when one pees in another's butt.

Guy 1: Dude, I gave that crazy chick from Phoenix a golden chalice and she loved it.

Guy2: What's a golden chalice?

Guy1: I peed in her butt.

Guy 2: Wow I can't believe she liked that.

by Funky Fred1 October 20, 2009

Golden Deuce

The perfect poop. Meaning, there's nothing to wipe. When one has the golden deuce, the toilet paper is completely clean after wiping.

I sat on the throne, and dropped a Golden Deuce. When I wiped, my ass was dry, and there was no dookie on the toilet paper.

by Derange-O October 4, 2013

golden blunderbus

Comes from the base of flooding the cave, but after peeing in the butt she farts it right back atcha like a golden shower

my gf wanted me to flood her cave but then she golden blunderbus'd me and ruined the sheets

by TheBastard Sun March 29, 2015

grow the golden

the art of growing golden marijuana

"he wants to grow the golden man"

by GeOrGe*%( November 5, 2007

golden china

A person who lives a very Luxurious life. Has a high stature in class. Works for important people. Is classed as important. Aka.... Snob!

Hey your boss is speaking to whats her face.... Yeh its like we are nothing compared to them. Them and their golden china

by Fennz001 July 23, 2015