by zanze September 20, 2012

A law which states that: given sufficient time, some internet user, somewhere, will have posted elaborate arguments for one person, thing, idea or phenomenon being the cause of all of the world's modern day problems. The argument is likely far-fetched.
Joe: Man, the Middle East is getting crazier every day.
Matt: I read a great article the other day about how Middle Eastern instability is primarily caused by Western expectations of gender-role conformity. That also causes income inequality, Donald Trump, and government corruption.
Joe: The only thing you just proved is that Stack's Law of Universal Causality is true.
Jessica: OMG! Why are there so many starving children in Africa.
LeJuana: You see, when you get down to it, Islamic extremism is the primary cause of global hunger, and our poor stock-markets!
Jessica: How do you know that?
LeJuana: I read a tell all article on it at WorldWithoutReligion.com!
Jessica: That's just Stack's Law of Universal Causality at work.
Matt: I read a great article the other day about how Middle Eastern instability is primarily caused by Western expectations of gender-role conformity. That also causes income inequality, Donald Trump, and government corruption.
Joe: The only thing you just proved is that Stack's Law of Universal Causality is true.
Jessica: OMG! Why are there so many starving children in Africa.
LeJuana: You see, when you get down to it, Islamic extremism is the primary cause of global hunger, and our poor stock-markets!
Jessica: How do you know that?
LeJuana: I read a tell all article on it at WorldWithoutReligion.com!
Jessica: That's just Stack's Law of Universal Causality at work.
by GreatHillOfTara August 1, 2016

brian over there is stack every chip (he’s getting lots of money and it’s stacking up in his bank account)
by mr uber aka booty licker 3000 February 12, 2020

A stack of surfboards on top of a vehicle that is more then 5 boards. Usually placed on a vehicle owned by a kook. Boards are also usually placed in an way that they will probably fall off.
" Hey look, there's that Kook Jay with a bunch of boards stacked on his van, that's quite the Kook stack"
by Skunk Project 121 May 3, 2018

When someone has a gun with a lot of ammunition,or a very large gun with a lot of ammunition that they carry with them. (You wouldn’t want to mess with someone if their shelli is stacked)
dont test him got a stacked shelli
Or
Don’t worry if them niggas run up are shelli’s are stacked and we’ll clap em’
Or
Don’t worry if them niggas run up are shelli’s are stacked and we’ll clap em’
by YungboibandzTV May 21, 2018

This kid is the poon slayer he's slays more poon than anyone else. Then when the hoes leave him they miss him because he was the master of slaying their poon
by BbvvbOdis July 16, 2016
