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dirty taylor

a dirty taylor is when two people that are in love are having sex and it's nice and wonderful and not violent and they love eachother very much
babe i want to give you a dirty taylor tonight
awww babe ilysm
by catlover333 November 24, 2021
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The taylor trailor

a man fucking another man in the ass through a donut.
James will your parents catch us doin THE TAYLOR TRAILOR in there bed?
by wisemanug May 6, 2006
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kate taylor

Being amazing in bed with the skills of being flexible, with exemplary oral skills and enjoying a good cuddle afterwards :)
"that girl was a right kate taylor, we did it in ever room of the house, then she made me a sandwich"
by taylord92 July 3, 2009
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Taylor Lautner

Also known as one of the hottest men alive. Great abs, and an amazing actor. Hella sexy, and obviously gorgeous.

Been in Sharkboy and lava girl, Cheaper by the Dozen, Twilight, New moon and the guest celebrity on SNL.
"Hey girl, did you watch Taylor Lautner on SNL last night? Wasn't he hot?"
by Noeeel 101 February 11, 2010
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Taylor Swift

An overrated pop star.

-She gets all her fame and fortune by making everyone feel sorry for her. Kanye West disses her bloody horrible and stupid music video that she stupidly won an award for, so now the whole world feels bad for her, so now she wins every award possible.Got girls everywhere feeling sorry for her because Joe Jonas broke her heart after no more than a two month, long distance relationship.

-Has little vocal ability, yet wins awards against the likes of Martina McBride and Beyonce, again because people feel bad for her, and everyone seems to jump on the bandwagon.

-Claims to write all of her songs about personal experiences, yet if you listen to her albums, it's obvious that she is either a wh.ore who's had way to many boyfriends at such a young age, is a complete b.itch that no guy can stand to date for more than a month or two, or happens to be A LIAR.

-Acts as if she is all innocent and perfect, yet she wears extremely short skirts in concert, then disses short skirts in one of her songs. Oh, AND she takes pictures with people who have Nazi symbols painted all over their clothing.

-Is over emotional about guys. Thinks every guy she speaks to should adore her unconditionally forever and ever. And actually believes it's perfectly fine to stalk her ex boyfriends "just to check up on them" and admit to it, for the entire world to hear.

-Has NO vocal skills, NO guitar skills at all.

-Basically just an insult to country music.
Girl #1: OMG. TAYLOR SWIFT IS SO AMAZING. I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER, KANYE WEST IS SUCH A RETARDED IDIOT, BEYONCE'S VIDEO SUCKS, HE SUCKS, HE'S THE WORST PERSON ALIVE.

Girl #2: HAHAHAHA. I thought it was funny. I mean, Beyonce's video was epic. Kanye was right, wether he was nice about it or not.
by Carrie18 January 4, 2010
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taylor hicks

The winner of American Idol at 9:59 PM on March 24, 2006.

He had gray hair too.
And the Winner of American Idol Season 5 is

TAYLOR HICKS!!!!
by 99999 May 30, 2006
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Taylor Swift

Hotter than your girlfriend.
Taylor Swift is hotter than your girlfriend.
by Winged2point0 March 17, 2009
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