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table eater

A table eater usually takes the name dean after falling on to a table and smashing his teeth
Omg did you see that guy smashing his teeth of the table he's such a table eater
by Curb Eater January 28, 2022
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Table Pounder

A conversation that gets you so worked up it makes you hit the table. Usually to draw attention or show anger.
Man if you tell a sexist jokes around her she becomes a real table pounder.
by She_knows_it November 15, 2016
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I see how the tables fold

A sarcastic way of saying “I see how it is” — usually after realising someone’s true priorities, loyalty, or intentions.
“Ohh okay.. I see how the tables fold😐”
by Rahhhh.her June 12, 2025
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Jerk table

Table upon which multiple men pleasure themselves.
We all gathered around the jerk table.
by Rafter P Archery October 4, 2020
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round tabled

to be within a group of people at a party or gathering when food is ordered. But it's exactly what you craved least.
I was hanging with the guys and they said there was gonna be food at the party. I was hoping for some take-out chinese but I totally got Round tabled by some oven baked lasagna.
by Timothy Gruich January 18, 2009
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Sloppy Table

Have your girl on all fours, like a table, and fuck her doggy style while eating something messy (cheeseburger). Have the condiments and crumbs get all over her back and then cum in it.

And possibly eat it, if you're into that.
I couldn't decide if I was more hungry or horny, so we did the sloppy table.
by RaineBowe March 13, 2024
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Table jumper

When someone talks to you from another table.
Gosh... kevin is such a table jumper, I hate it.
by Boompowoofow October 17, 2019
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