by SporkedOn January 4, 2022

Person 1: "OMG ITS WATER BUT ON A TABLE"
Person 2: *faints of amazement due to the existence of the table water*
Person 2: *faints of amazement due to the existence of the table water*
by The Bad Command Station July 25, 2025

by /PiñheAd/ November 17, 2021

If you're reading this, I need you two realize two things:
1. You just looked up what a fucking table is
2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."
1. You just looked up what a fucking table is
2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."
by XXACIOUS October 6, 2020

You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"
by The bigger pro 1 October 26, 2019

Peter: "Aw man... someone left us some table gravy..."
Jimmy: "Eww... it's all dry too. No use trying to clean that up... Let's find another seat."
Jimmy: "Eww... it's all dry too. No use trying to clean that up... Let's find another seat."
by Jerkoffjacklick September 6, 2016

A large lazy susan table with sturdy ball bearing support and a hole in the middle to facilitate penetrating a vagina and rotating it continuously around your cock.
by redains December 29, 2016
