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Fat nuts on the table

When the situation is getting real and you put in your all.
by SporkedOn January 4, 2022
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table water

table water is just like water but now its on a table. most people share it in restaurants or sm
Person 1: "OMG ITS WATER BUT ON A TABLE"

Person 2: *faints of amazement due to the existence of the table water*
by The Bad Command Station July 25, 2025
mugGet the table watermug.

Table 43

Where the most fun of friend groups sit during school hours.
Yeah all the seats are packed cuz it’s Table 43
by /PiñheAd/ November 17, 2021
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Table

If you're reading this, I need you two realize two things:

1. You just looked up what a fucking table is
2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."
Guy 1: Hey, that's a nice table.
Guy 2: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! I KNOW YOU FUCKED MY WIFE!
by XXACIOUS October 6, 2020
mugGet the Tablemug.

table water

A bottle of water that looks like what you would find on a restaurant table.
You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"
by The bigger pro 1 October 26, 2019
mugGet the table watermug.

table gravy

The mixture of liquid and food waste on a table, fresh or dry. When dry it is often sticky.
Peter: "Aw man... someone left us some table gravy..."
Jimmy: "Eww... it's all dry too. No use trying to clean that up... Let's find another seat."
by Jerkoffjacklick September 6, 2016
mugGet the table gravymug.

Spin Table

A large lazy susan table with sturdy ball bearing support and a hole in the middle to facilitate penetrating a vagina and rotating it continuously around your cock.
You can see a spin table if you search on sex spin table on Google.
by redains December 29, 2016
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