Exodia troll

An insult so absolutely deep and personal that it qualifies as an Instant Win in the argument, akin to the effect of Exodia the Forbidden One.

It is to be used solely as a last resort, as it is extremely powerful and potentially devastating to one's personal relationship.

ANDREW: So Sarah used an Exodia troll on me....

TIM: Ouch. What happened?

ANDREW: We were having an argument and she brought up that one time I forgot my lines in the middle of my play last year.

TIM: Damn. I'm sorry, man. That's a low blow.

by ww451 October 31, 2011

Troll-Hole

A blog where posts are made by a blogger to create drama, provoke arguments, or foster controversy. The reverse of a common internet troll who simply leaves comments to create drama. Troll-Holes are blogs written and controled by a troll, being a writer who writes posts that are meant to create drama.

That blog is such a troll-hole because the posts do nothing, but create drama and incite arguments among its readers.

by deadmantell August 2, 2012

Jesus Troll

A person who sobers the mood of a post by tying the subject back to Jesus/God/Christianity. Can be completed with biblical quotes or an overall feeling of Christian guilt.

Steve: Check it out, I planked the water fountain!
Terry: That shit is so fucking stupid, man
John: We should all thank Him for having the full mobility of our bodies to be able to do such things. Some people don't have that luxury.
Steve: John, you're such a Jesus Troll.

by Jonnie Brasco July 11, 2011

hate troll

Someone who spends a lot of time going to online comment sections NOT to make pertinent points but simply to publish ugly hateful remarks that have NOTHING to do with subject of article.

Sam, a certified hate troll, spends hours watching Youtube videos showing Obama in his daily life in the White House then makes comments such as "I can't wait until this evil, immoral POS and his crap family leaves!"

by Nuschler 121 January 1, 2015

Troll Water

The water that collects in the spot under the "bridge" of your anus and groin, much like a troll that lives under a bridge.

Only good way to dry Troll Water is to do a Troll Sweep

Guy 1: Dude, this morning, i had Troll Water worse then ever before! And I forgot to Troll Sweep!
Guy 2: Oh, you must have really gotten your pants wet!
Guy 1: Yup.

by BS-man November 2, 2009

Beef Troll

exceptionaly large woman with an ugly face or usually unkempt in appearance.

"Whoa check out that huge lady in line!"

"Dang now thats a beef troll."

by Girl of greys May 1, 2009

feces troll

A famous troll who has been spamming channels on IRC for about 3 years now. Nobody can figure out why he does it - it doesn't annoy anyone, and he almost always gets banned, or sometimes even g-lined, within seconds of joining a channel. His style is simple: he joins a channel, and spouts off all of the synonyms he can think of for "poop." He goes by a variety of nicknames, all of which relate to poop, including excrete, manure, diarrhea, turd, stool_sample, and many more. Not sticking to one particular channel or group of channels, he joins a wide variety of channels - usually by following an op who has banned him from another channel. He has been seen on all of the major networks and has been g-lined from all of them on more than one occasion. He can be mildly amusing at times, so if you need a quick chuckle, keep your eyes open for someone who matches this description!

excrete has joined #linux
<excrete> feces
<excrete> manure
<excrete> bowel movement
** excrete takes a dump
**excrete has quit IRC (killed (piggy (feces troll)))

by scatological January 11, 2010