Ur mum got a big thumb

The final FINAL version of ur mum gay

John : Ur mum gay
Mike: Ur dad les
John: Ur granny Tranny
Mike: Ur grandpap a trap
John: Ur sister a mister
Mike: Ur family tree LGBT
John:(Breaks leg)
John: I’ll do it

Mike: u wouldn’t

John: Ur mum got a big thumb
Mike: (gets disintegrated into oblivion to nvr be seen again)

by Joltlit May 25, 2018

rule of thumb

Commonly used term orginating in the early 1900s, when it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

Rule of thumb? Can't do too much damage with that thing, can we? Perhaps it should have been the Rule of Wrist. - The Boondock Saints

by YousaywhyIsaywhynot October 23, 2006

Thumps Up

Verb:
The act of slapping your own butt in an upward motion with your flat outstretched palm, in a moment of severe agony resulting out of a sharp shooting pain in the abdominal area.
Derivative of the word 'thump' and the direction in which this action occurs (up).

After his daily morning routine of standing on his head, the philosopher of future mankind usually thumps up twice to rearrange his displaced innards.

by Hans Landa September 16, 2009

thumb fun

unneccessary use of a cell phone (usually texting) with the thumbs.

q: "Why is SAM being so quiet and looking down?????"

a: "Oh, she's having some thumb fun!!!"

by carnuga February 27, 2009

MONKEY THUMPER

Used to descibe a firearm carried by police officers.

Cop 1: We're issused the Smith and Wesson 4006 pistol.

Cop 2: Wow! That's a nice monkey thumper.

by The Real Malice August 12, 2006

thumbing

Sticking your thumb up a girls booty for sexual pleasure. Often done when the girl is least expecting it to ensure comic value.

Carter took advantage of the sorority girl picking up change by thumbing her butthole brutally.

by TTmagibbons October 3, 2011

thumbing it

placing ones thumb in a females butthole while in the doggy-style position

i was thumbing this one broad from montebello

by dick starbuck March 30, 2004