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three-scallop problem

A problem whose solution is very obvious to everyone else, but which for some reason they refuse to divulge to someone who needs to find these things out. From the movie Demolition Man, starring Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone, where in a future world of perfect primness no-one has the nerve to explain to Stallone's defrosted cop the purpose of the three seashell-shaped markings in every toilet.
They're not telling me what's up with Diane these days. It must be a three-scallop problem.
by Fearman January 25, 2008
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three-two

"Did you see the way Takumi beat that three-two?"
by Itsuki-kun June 7, 2009
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three point

three point is a word made up by omar mohammad while he was living in tracy = )

three point is a nick name or another word for tracy
for the fact that tracy is formed into a triangle from its surrounding interstates and tracy is mostly refferd to as the triangle city..
but for some reason tracys filled with skwares
idk its confusing btw
breh imma bout to scrape in this stolo and hit the three point to see whats good with the functions even tho they get shut down hella early..
by person who made it up July 8, 2009
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Three percenters

In Mormon culture there's a general understanding, shared with missionaries during training. Only two percent of missionaries return home and marry the boyfriend or girlfriend they left, while three percent fall in love with one of their same-sex companions. This is mainly shared to put their relationships in perspective and maybe to soften the blow when they almost inevitably find out their SO has moved on sometime in their two years out spreading the gospel.
"Three percenter" is thus used as a perjorative among Mormon missionaries to describe a guy (or gal) who seems a little too happy about spending all their waking hours in the company of their same-sex companion. Given that the Mormon church considers homosexuality a sin, it can be taken or meant as an insult.
I think Elder Johnson and Elder Smith are three percenters. I hope I don't get paired with one of them next!
by CJBrimson January 7, 2021
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Three man

Having intercourse with another gender in a group of 3. Also could say threesome
Jake had a three man with those girls last night.
by Jayden2017 June 11, 2022
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three bean carpet salad

When a man eats three kinds of beans for lunch the previous day then when having sex with a woman he shits it all out in between her legs so it get's mushy and sticky, then they get on the ground and gives her ass-fuck from behind untill he hits the anal nerve that disperses all the shit in your colin causing a mass shit-sex-fest. Then while he's giving it to her mercenary style they role up in a carpet forcing themselves to be in a constant rage-circle of od-fashion sex. Usually resulting in a later day vaginal infection.
John gave it to his wife the night before. then he wanted to give her something special for their 40th aniversary so he pulled out his old three bean carpet salad.
by n26 October 17, 2007
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Three Handled Whirly Bird

Sex involving a man and a woman on an active Twilt-O-Whirl. As the male participant pounds the female participant's clam sandwich(vagina), he performs the chicken dance.
Girl, that carnival folk really gave me an insane Three Handled Whirly Bird
by chris stratler April 26, 2008
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