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Jesse

A hot Italian boy who smokes weed when he's bored. he has a massive dick and doesn't seem to be ashamed of it. he is a nice single guy who will date you soon;) don't get too greedy because other girls want him to.
jesse is the hottest guy ever
by youuuuuuuuuuuuu November 29, 2022
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Jesse

Jesse is the best ever
by Summeranonymous12 August 21, 2022
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Jesse

The man’s is good but he will fuck your wifey and that’s on hood. Never trust him with yo bag or yo bitch. He does NOT kiss bitches, he break they spine and break they purses. Don’t check Jesse, check yo bitch.
Man #1: Have you seen Jesse?
Man#2: No why?
Man #1: I heard he’s taking all our bitches, better hide yours to be safe.
by jessesvvs November 23, 2021
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Jesse Hitaffer

Who?
Random person: you know Jesse? (Jesse Hitaffer)
Other person: no. Who's that?
by SD J.E.S.S.E November 28, 2024
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Jess

Jess, there’s a lot to say from this girl although sometimes she says things that make me want to smack some sense into her head she is always and will always be there when you need her the only reason I would ever be mad at Jess is for being too kind to others she really is something else. Before I met Jess I had never met another girl as sweet, funny, caring, and fun as her she really has it all she has the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen she has the best hair any girl could have she is the most loyal person I have ever met yet I seem to always see her as something more but if that’s just a thought of mine I have never been able to connect with a girl like I did with Jess I feel like I spend all day waiting to get home so I can text her. she really is, Jess
Jess is so amazing she feel like from a dream Jess should be known all around the world cause she is the nicest girl I have ever met ;)
by Did ujfcjjc November 22, 2021
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Jesse Yourself

Synonymous with "shitting yourself". Verb, to shit.
I just had Mexican and Jesse'd myself again.

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!
by #notacop May 31, 2025
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jeff/jess

weird, odd, clueless, swears to god they're funny.
that guy/girl is so jeff/jess.
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