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Lancing the Dragon

The act of sticking a smoothed metal rod into the male urethra during masturbation. Sexual self-catheterization.
Harry was lancing the dragon last night at one of those freaky sex parties
by Puxatony Phil March 31, 2010
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A Feathered Dragon

Getting rimmed by someone who just ate a Ghost Chili, while they tickle your gonads with a feather.
Dude! My anus is like magma, yet tingly! Oh shiiiiiiit , someone got A Feathered Dragon last night!?
by Elslemmo May 31, 2018
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Spirit Dragon

When an Asian Archer ejaculates over a family member he hasn't seen in a decade and is some way surprised."
"I gave my Dad a Spirit Dragon when I saw him in the mall. We were playing hide and seek for ten years now; I nearly gave up!"
by Piggy Blakey June 13, 2016
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The Orange Dragon

I apologize, I was riding The Orange Dragon and riding it hard.
by Allen Bogart June 6, 2013
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Dragon stamp

Getting menstral goo on you
Steve went red kiting and ended up getting a huge dragon stamp after he tripped on the kite
by Whitdad7 January 26, 2018
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sleepy dragon

A person who abuses their person (the knight) but expects eternity -- only come to find out there are other dragons at play that make them spray!
Bill can't come out to play because Maddy is a sleepy dragon!
by papa twots February 6, 2023
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elder dragon

Depicted as the "strongest" type of monster in the popular game Monster Hunter. Elder Dragons are often seen having their own unique arenas to be fought in and are often used as a plot device for the game's story.
"Hey , wanna go on a quest with us? We're hunting an Elder Dragon"
by Miralis September 1, 2017
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