Clown Check

when you check your makeup in extremely bright or natural lighting to make sure you don't look like a clown before going out.

God her makeup looks terrible. She obviously didn't do a clown check before leaving the house.

by Big Porkin' November 13, 2022

checking the wall

Checking the state of affairs.

I am just checking the wall.

by ianthebarman June 19, 2017

rights check

When you check what you can, and cannot do usually based on your background or appearance.

Person 1: I can say the n-word because I’m black!

Person 2: No you can’t you’re as white as paper. Go do a rights check, buddy.

by LiverFailureIsInevitable April 9, 2022

poo check

The business practice of wipping ones rear end after defication with a company check to a vendor. The bacon-stripped check is then mailed casualy to the vendor, usually one who has taken one's credit terms away.

Damn it another vendor has taken our terms away. I'm going to eat a ton of spicy thai food and then send some poo checks out this afternoon.

by krupcakes July 22, 2012

Checking the Girth

It’s when someone, specifically a girl is getting off with their partner, a stranger etc.

Abby’s getting off with some guy in the bathroom. Her friend asks what she’s doing, and another replies “oh Abby? She’s just checking the girth.”

by UrbandictionaryisntalljokesANN May 28, 2019

Elevator check

When you're boyfriend looks up and down over your whole body with or without clothes on. Especially your butt.

As soon as that hot chick walked in a did an elevator check right then and there.

by Katebug May 11, 2015

Identity Check

An Identity Check is the first thing two people do when they see one another, even if they never speak to one another, is evaluate who the other person is and how powerful that person is. The second thing every person who interacts with another person in any way does is impose an identity on the other person, and they do that by telling the other person who they think that person is by the way they treat them.

When the identity another person indirectly, subtly, but firmly imposes on another person matches the identity that person has of themselves, or is close to the one they are working to attain, the person will continue interacting with the person who is imposing that desired identity on them. When the identity being imposed is different than the one that person has of themselves or is working to attain, that person will stop interacting with the person or the people who attempt to impose an identity the person does not agree with or like.

Sharon and Jane silently conducted an Identity Check on one another. As soon as they were introduced to one another by Bob McDonald, they continued evaluating one another and soon started to impose an identity on one another. Jane agreed with the identity Sharon was imposing on her, but Sharon did not like the identity Jane was imposing on her and walked away.

by but for January 22, 2020