wine tasting noob

A person who doesn't know anything about wine tasting culture. This type of person may get drunk at the first winery, not knowing there will be more tastings at multiple other wineries to follow.

Duder 1: "Can't believe you paid for 8 samples. You're gonna get tossed."

Duder 2: "What's wrong with that?"

Duder 1: "You know we're going to like 4 other wineries right?"

Duder 2: "OMG! Really? I thought we'd just kick it here."

Duder 1: "Such a wine tasting noob dude."

by westfalia January 27, 2012

bitch-tastic

a sarcastic bitch.

Renesa is bitch-tastic.

by oakk kliff April 2, 2009

Catch A Taste

When someone catches a taste of "Lemony Snickets"

Phone Conversation...

Vince - Hello?
You - Hi, could I speak to LEMONY SNICKETS please...
Vince - What?
You - LEMONY SNICKETS
Vince - Who is this?
You - LEMONY SNICKETS
Vince - I'll FUCKING KILL YOU!
You - Congradulations, you just caught a taste from LEMONY SNICKETS...

by Ipkiss February 28, 2005

Taste

To describe your disapprovement towards something.

'man that flight was taste, we were bumping all over the place and now I feel sick'
'you are so taste just let me have a sip of your drink pikey boy'

by jwinfield April 4, 2008

tasty cake

when a man inserts cake into a woman's vagina then a naked midget eats her out while the woman is taking a shit.

lets go try a tasty cake in the bathroom.

by 12354 December 3, 2007

Tasties

The next step after munchies. You experience an overwhelming need to eat a lot of food with a lot of different tastes.

"Man I have major tasties right now, get me some thai food, some jolly ranchers, and burger and fries."

by JGGGGGG June 23, 2007

Taste The Rainbow

The act in which a person attempts to have a sexual encounter with someone from each nationality/ethnicity.

My ex-girlfriend is Puerto Rican and my current girlfriend is Chinese, I'm just tryin' to taste the rainbow.

by joe libido August 13, 2007