skin mitten

a vagina, especially a loose-fitting one, refering loosely to wearing mittens in the cold, because it's better to get some than to have nothing.

"It's wintertime, so boys get out your skin mittens."

"That skin mitten was the next best thing to my hand."

by link ralstone December 6, 2009

Skin Master General

(SMG) A very skinny man that hobbles around and you can see his bones through his skin.

Skin Master General can barley walk, get him some food.

by Gwolf September 20, 2010

Skinabagos

Big fat titts.
Also known as hooters, juggs, breasts, cans, titts

Johnny was motorboating her skinabagos

by Bearesq78 January 7, 2012

skin my buck

masturbation; Game of Thrones is overly sexual, attempting to describe a scene where Tywin Lannister 'skins a buck' can easily be misinterpreted as a code word for a naughty act.

I was bored last night, so I decided to skin my buck.

by sleet June 4, 2014

skin grafting

When a band shows up to a show right before they're supposed to play and then they make the show run late by taking forever to set up their very minimal amount of gear. Then, they put the icing on the cake by raping everyone's ears for a half hour by playing the worst...THE WORST fucking music ever.

Dude, are the White Stripes skin grafting this show? They just got here an hour late and they're fucking god-awful.

by russiansoldier July 20, 2014

Skin titties

The flappy excess skin on an elderly gentleman's chest area.

"Look at them skin titties on grandpa"

by Carforters June 5, 2016

Skind

Sweet and kind

Reese and Carley are skind

by Tata24 December 20, 2016